are there actual people out there that don’t like cheesecake or are they just a myth
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future